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Garfield

Posted in Anime by rinnie on November 10, 2005
Garfield by Jim Davis

Garfield newyear
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Naruto Character

Posted in Anime by rinnie on November 10, 2005
 
Abumi Zaku
Abumi Zaku, part of a team with Dosu Kinuta and Kin Tsuchi, is an arrogant, proud genin who stubbornly refuses to give up, even at the cost of his arms.
 
Aburame Shino
Behind Sasuke and Naruto, Shino is the strongest of the Nine Leaf Rookies from Hidden Leaf, yet, oddly enough, remains quite stoic and impassive.
 
Akadou Yoroi
Yoroi is another participant of the chuunin exam. He has his face covered and wears occular lenses over his eyes. He makes a short appearance in the Naruto series as a spy for the Hidden Sound village.
 
Akamaru
Akamaru is the faithful dog of Kiba, who usually sits on top of Kiba’s head. Kiba uses him as a tool in combat and Akamaru has proven to be useful to do various things.
 
Akasun Sasori
The scorpion of the red sand, the impatient master of puppets Akatsuki member Sasori. The one who’s own body seems to be a puppet its self.
 
Akimichi Choji
The big-boned Choji is a pupil of Asuma and a teammate of Shikamaru and Ino. Choji spends most of his time eating, thinking about eating, and resting. He has pretty funny jutsu.
 
Akimichi Chomaru
Not much is known about Chomaru, except that he’s Choji’s father. And his former teammates are Choji’s current teammates’ fathers.
 
Aoi
A ninja who betrayed Konoha and now is with the Hidden Village of Rain. He used to be Idate’s sensei, ar runner of the Wasabi clan and Morino Ibiki’s brother. He’s an exile, and he is the one who stole the Raijin sword, the sword the second hokage used to wield.
 
Baki
Baki is a jounin level shinobi from the Hidden Sand Village. And also the sensei of Gaara, Kankuro and Temari.
 
Demon Brothers
They’re chuinin-level missing ninn’s from the Hidden Mist Village. Under the command of Zabuza, another missing nin from that village.
 
Dosu Kinuta
Unofficial leader in the team consisting of himself, Zaku Abumi, and Kin Tsuchi, Dosu is the strongest and most intelligent of the only team from Sound Village to enter the Chuunin exams.
 
Ebisu
Ebisu is a tutor to Konohamaru, and claims to be a “shortcut” to being Hokage. He held the common attitude towards Naruto as a demon punk, and looked down on him during their first encounter.
 
Gaara of the Desert
Born as an experiment from the Hidden Village of sand, Gaara was combined with the spirit of a demonic sand priest known as Shukaku, not unlike Naruto and the Nine Tails.
 
Gatou
Gatou was a very important ship magnate before he got killed by Zabuza. His shipping company was merely a facade for illegal activities like smuggling and dealing drugs.
 
Gekkou Hayate
Hayate is one of Konoha’s Special Jounins. He’s also the one who was judging the Chuunin exam’s third stage preliminary matches.
 
Hagane Kotetsu
He and his friend, Izumo, held their own unofficial first test at the beginning of the chuunin exam.
 
Haku
Haku is Zabuza�s trainee and most trusted companion. He is an exile from the Hidden Mist Village and he has a very powerful advanced bloodline.
 
Haruno Sakura
Sakura is on the same team as Naruto and Sasuke. Altough she’s one of the main characters in the series, she plays a more supportive part in the beginning. But as the storylines continues she adventually gets strongers too.
 
Hatake Kakashi
Kakashi is the sensei of Naruto, Sakura and Sasuke. He is known as ‘Copy Ninja Sharingan Kakashi’ all over the world, and it is rumored that he has memorized over 1000 jutsu.
 
Hoshigaki Kisame
Hoshigaki Kisame was introduced alongside Uchiha Itachi, as a fellow member of the dreaded Akatsuki.
 
Hyuga Hiashi
Hiashi is the leader of the Hyuga clan’s main house and has two daughter, Hinata and Hanabi. He feels guilty for the death of his twin brother, Hizashi (Neji�s father), who gave his life for him.
 
Hyuga Hinita
Hyuga Neji’s cousin and Hyuuga Hiashis daughter, the one with low self esteem and a big crush on Naruto. Hyuuga Hinita, is also a well trained fighter in the gentle first style like her cousin but not as violent as him.
 
Hyuga Neji
Hyuga Neji is considered the strongest and most talented of all genin. He is a member of the Hyuga Clan and masters Hyuga Style Taijutsu, the most powerfull Leaf Village TaiJutsu style.
 
Inuzuka Kiba
Kiba fights with his partner Akamaru the faithful dog who willingly abides by the commands Kiba sets forth for him, the 2 are a devastating duo who cause considerable amounts of damage to the enemies.
 
Jiraiya
Jiraiya was a student of the 3th hokage and the sensei of the future 4th hokage. Jiraiya is one of the Three Legendary Sennin’s, together with Tsunade and Orochimaru.
 
Jiroubou
One of the sound 4 special elite body guard force of Orochimaru Sound Village. Though he may seem dumb and fat at first glance once he has entered a fight it soon turns into a battle for survival.
 
Kabuto
Kabuto is Orochimaru’s right hand man and is the quiet calm person of the whole Sound village.
 
Kankuro
The middle child of Kazekage, Kankuro’s siblings are Gaara and Temari. He has a deep fear of Gaara, and is very submissive to his will. When Gaara isn’t around, however, Kankuro is a very confident bully, and has the ability to back up his attitude.
 
Kidoumaru
Kidoumaru is one of the elite ninjas of the Sound 4 elite body guard group. Besides being extremely smart when it comes to plans and strategies he can spew webs out of his mouth and mold it with his chakra.
 
Kimimaru
Kimimaru is one of the last surviving Kaguya Clan members. He is one of the strongest members of the Sound 5. Though he is strong, he suffers from a undescribed illness.
 
Kin Tsuchi
Kin Tsuchi is the third member of the only Sound Village participants in the Chuunin Exams, and doesn’t have much to show or to add to the show in general, other than the fact she hates Sakura’s vanity in keeping her hair long.
 
Konohamaru
An Academy student, Konohamaru aspires to be Hokage. After an unsuccessful attempt to fight the 3rd Hokage, Konohamaru starts to follow Naruto and makes him a teacher.
 
Maito Gai
Gai is a Konoha Village jounin and the sensei of the team whose members are Rock Lee, Tenten, and Hyuuga Neji. Like Lee, he is a specialist in hand-to-hand combat or taijutsu, but unlike Lee he can use ninjutsu or genjutsu.
 
Mitarashi Anko
An apprentice of Orochimaru. She’s the instructor for the 2nd chuunin exam. She feels that it’s her job as a former subordinate from Orochimaru to kill him, even at the cost of her own life.
 
Momochi Zabuza
After his failed Coup d’etat on the Mizukage he had to abandon the Hidden Mist Village and became an exile. Now, constantly on the run for the village’s hunter-nins he’s looking for a way to get his revenge.
 
Morino Ibiki
The master of mental interrogation and exam instructor of the chuunin exam, the one and only Morino Ibiki, also the brother of Morino Idate.
 
Morino Idate
The head runner for the Wasabi clan, and Morino Ibiki’s little brother. Idate is a selfish person who disregards and despises ninjas. Though he is highly attached to the boss of the Wasabi clan and is willing to risk it all for him.
 
Nara Shikamaru
According to Shikamaru nearly everything is troublesome. If it was up to him he would spend the entire day lazying around and playing games like chess, and he�s really good at it too.
 
Orochimaru
Orochimaru one of the Legendary Sennins of the Leaf Village, until his thirst for the knowledge of Forbidden Techniques exiled him from the village.
 
Rin
Kakashi�s teammate and admire of him. The wonderful medical ninja known as Rin.
 
Rock Lee
Rock Lee (a.k.a. thick eyebrows, as Naruto calls him) is a genin level ninja. Just like his row model Gai-sensei, he is a TaiJutsu specialist.
 
Sakon
Sakon is one of the sound 4 and part of Orochimaru’s elite body guards. He has powerfull taijutsu moves, but the trick to his secret lies within him.
 
Sarutobi
The third hokage of the Hidden Village of the Leaf. Looked up to by all the ninjas in Konoha and the oldest shinobi alive. Was the most talented shinobi who aslo was the teacher to Jiraiya,Tsunade, and Orochimaru. Was eventually killed by Orochimaru.
 
Shizune
Shizune is Tsuandes right hand girl and protects and advises everything that Tsuande does. A special jounin in the arts of medical jutsu and what seems to be Tsunades first apprentice.
 
Tayuya
The weakest of the sound 4. She can control the battle with a note of her demonic flute. Without actually doing any of the fighting her self.
 
Temari
The eldest child on Gaara’s team, Temari, as well as Kankuro, is terrified of Gaara, her youngest brother. When Gaara is away, she is a confident, strong Genin, although not a bully like Kankuro.
 
TenTen
TenTen is on the same team as Neji and Lee, and specializes in throwing-weapons.
 
Tsunade
Tsunade is the third and last part of the three Legendary Leaf Sennins, with Jiraiya and Orochimaru. Tsunade was also the first medical ninja to be put on the field.
 
Uchiha Itachi
Uchiha Itachi is one of the last of the Uchiha clan, with his brother, Uchiha Sasuke, They are the only survivors of the Uchiha clan, which was once praised as the strongest clan in Leaf village.
 
Uchiha Obito
The Ninja who had a big heart and forged Kakashi’s personality and character of the naruto series. The giver of the sharingan and the naruto of the past.
 
Uchiha Sasuke
Sasuke is one of the few survivors of the Uchiha Clan, one of the most powerful clans of the Leaf Village. He is the number one rookie genin and is considered a genius.
 
Uzumaki Naruto
Naruto is the number one loudest ninja of the Leaf Village. He is loud, hyperactive, clumsy, kind of stupid and he dreams of becoming hokage.
 
Yamanaka Ino
Ino is Sakuras child hood best friend but due to Sasukes presence they started to become rivals to win over his heart. Ino is extremely bossy and competitive and has no real fighting techniques other then a mind transfer ability.
 
Yashamaru
The caretaker of Gaara. His sister was Gaara’s mother and the sacrifice for the Sand Spirit that is embedded into Gaara.
 
Yondaime
Yondaime is the famed hokage of all hokages of Konoha. He was the only ninja to stop the wrath of Kyubi but because of the attack he lost his life sealing the Kyubbi into Naruto. Yondaime was the student of Jiraiya and was the sensei to Kakashi,Obito, and Rin.
 
Deidara
Deidara is the clay molding female Akatsuki member. The long distance fighter who travels along the side of Sasori in search for the other 8 tail demons of the Naruto world.
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History Lesson

Posted in Jokes/Lawak Jenaka by rinnie on November 10, 2005

abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really wei! rd.

Lincoln ‘s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’
Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘ Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford.’

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the kicker…

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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Best Salesman of The Year

Posted in Jokes/Lawak Jenaka by rinnie on November 10, 2005

A man moves to Montreal, Canada and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager asks, “Do you have any sales experience?”

The man says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home”.

Well, the manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice. If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea?”

“Of course,” the young man said. His first day on the job was rough but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the manager came down. “How many sales did you make today?

The man says, “One”

The manager groans, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales/day.

How much was the sale for?”

The man says, “$101,237.64.”

The manager exclaims, “What? $101,237.64? What did you sell him?”

The man replied, “First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin

engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Pajero.”

The manager says “You mean a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?!”

The man says, “No, no, no, he came in here to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said,”Well, since your weekend’s already screwed up you might as well go fishing.”

Best Salesman of the year

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Hello world!

Posted in Uncategorized by rinnie on November 10, 2005

Welcome to my blog.

Blog ni masih lagi dalam proses mencari isi2 yang bernas jadi ianya mungkin mengambil masa seminggu atau 2 minggu utk menambah pelbagai kandungan yang baik utk anda semua.

Saya masih baru lagi dalam bidang memblog ni.. kalau boleh bagi la tunjuk ajar yekkk….. nak nak dari otai blog …

Sekian…… Wassalam.

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